With DIShonor!

Oh my God, it's like I have a blog or something...

So now that we're a little past halfway through July, life has calmed down... It's calmed a bit too much down... But I'll live. I really should appreciate the quiet moments.

But really, there is a balance between having a lot of work that needs to get done and not enough time to do it and blog about it and having absolutely nothing to do and right now I'm in the latter camp which means all the old projects I keep wanting to do start looking realistic. (I'm looking at you, mermaid tail.)

Oh yeah, there's a point to this post.

So THIS IS NOT in honor of SDCC because my Facebook feed is practically nothing but posts of people who are there, posts from people who are hanging out outside of there, post from people who wish they were there and posts from people who wish they were but are pretending like they don't want to be to save face. It just so happened that since it's summer, I've been growing my collection of sunglasses. And also because it's summer, I've been headed to the beach more. Also I happen to have a blonde friend who really likes Black Canary and I happen to be a brunette who likes Huntress and we went to the beach on friday because she's back in town and this idea came to me a few days before and I also enjoy Disneybound so sometimes I like to incorporate other pop-culture references into my wardrobe and this sentence is becoming a run on so I'm just going to get the point...

DIY Pop Culture/Nerd/Comic Book (Huntress) Sunglasses!

more appropriately called "how I DIY'ed a pair of sunglasses in homage to the coolest asskicker in Gotham.)

First thing is first, I wanted sunglasses to invoke Huntress' signature mask without being super obvious because if I was a superhero I'd totally do the same thing. I doodled out a few versions of what I thought it might look like but they all looked painfully weird and 80's. Also I can't draw sunglasses very well.

The mask in question. If you didn't know.

Finally I settled on cat-eye glasses because it invoked just enough of the pointy mask look without me having to break out the epoxy or resin.

If I had just found a stupid pair of purple cat-eyes, then I wouldn't have made a blog post about this but nooooo, I couldn't find cute purple cat-eye sunglasses that were qualified for Amazon Prime. SO:

Step 1:

Tape off the areas you don't want colored purple. Make sure to get both sides. Take lots of selfies.

And only post one. I've got class, y'know?

 Step 2:

Put on gloves and spray paint your sunglasses. Remember to actually listen to the instructions and hold the can about a foot away from your sunglasses or you'll get this weird bumpy texture from the bubbles. I clearly didn't listen.

Mini bottles of spray paint are my salvation.

 Step 3:

Go to Joannes or something while your sunglasses dry. Admire your work when you come back

I could have ended it all there and just had my purple Huntress-inspired sunglasses but I figured, in for a penny, in for a pound so I continued.

 Step 4:

Search online or through your copies of comics to find a good quote. One thing I like about Huntress is that she's very blunt. (and violent) Break out a your acrylic paint set you never use because you suck at painting, and your tiniest paint brush. (A lip makeup brush is just as small and or you can use a toothpick if you're clever.) Practice your lettering on a paper plate or something a few times before you apply your quote to the inside of your sunglasses.

"Gotham needs buttkickers..."

"...Not shining knights."

my hands shake so this step was fairly hard but I got it eventually. Overall it's not my best work but I'll get better with practice... if I ever try a project like this again.

I mean, I got what I wanted, which was a pair of purple cats-eye sunglasses. They just now have a quote hipstered away so that I can feel like this was worth the DIY.

For those of you interested in messing with your own sunglasses, here's the buzzfeed article with all the ridiculous ways you can fiddle with them this summer:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/pippa/diy-sunglasses-5ocb

Happy summer, Bitches.

Speedy Alterations

About a day after Gaskells ended I proceeded to remove all the shiny things off of the Midnight Gown (also known as Pamina) so that I could convert it to a dress for Peer's Gotham event. The whole experience felt rather like being Jack and having to sell your beloved cow in order to feed your family/get on with the next thing. Except if Jack hacked his cow apart and the meat and wore her leather as a shorter, more useful dress.

(I've been watching a lot of the Escapist's Zero Punctuation and it's made me needlessly cynical.)

For the Gotham City Black and White, we were encouraged to go as the colorful citizens of Gotham so naturally, I defaulted to my favorite daughter of Gotham: Helena Bertinelli/Wayne otherwise known as The Huntress. (Btw, on that link you can choose which parentage you want to look up.)

A timeline of her costume sort of reads like a reverse strip-tease.
(This image should be read from right to left)

For those of you who don't know who the Huntress is, she has two different origins, both of which involve her parents dying a la Batman. Sometimes this parent IS Batman (the other one being Selena Kyle) and I find this sort of awkward but it creates an interesting relation to fellow Birds of Prey member Black Canary. (Another super heroine who's parents dumped the mantel on them.) Also, if you are a female who likes the idea of the DC universe and has a high tolerance for the male gaze, check out Gail Simone's run of Birds of Prey. I enjoyed it and you'll probably not see a higher concentration of the big-busted female DC supers in backbreaking positions for a while. (Marvel does bring a cute BoP challenge with one of their current X-Men runs.)

And because this is the current X Men  title is just called
X Men, it is really fucking hard to google.

Also we won't speak of the train wreck that is Huntress in Arrow. Just... no.


I'm not going to get into why I like Helena so much, I just do and so I needed a 30-50's inspired dress that could be made in less than a week and look good (in general, I like to have a weekend of break between sewing engagements so that I can actually do homework and sleep and stuff. It also keeps me from buying so much fabric.)

Diatribe over, time to sew

So the dress design was done pretty quickly and worked out pretty nicely. I incorporated the colors of Huntress' outfit and considered playing off the cross theme a bit too. In the end, I designed a little black dress with a purple sash. The cross motif would be played out in a fascinator and in a necklace.

There were plans for a purple garter, they got scrapped.

Anyway, once the poor midnight dress came apart the next fun step was hacking off the bottom of the dress. I had plans for that fabric. I had a fairy godsister help with the length and chopping and the whole thing got overlocked again because I couldn't be bothered to roll the hem again.

I worry for the things that the Fairy God Sister sees. And I'm NEVER
using that particular petticoat again.

Odd foreshortening but I was colored "entertained" with
my SF in Winter boots underneath the dress.

From there, I cut out all the boning and proceeded with the first bout of dyeing all the royal blue either black or purple. The thing about dyeing poly fabrics is that you have to boil the everloving shit out of it and I just didn't have a pot that big.

but it didn't stop me from trying.

be sure to use protection

So the dress was crammed into a sad little pot that I purchased at Walgreens along with hot water saturated with iDye in Poly Black. (insert rant about putting "i" in front of words to make them seem futuristic.)

I was somewhat confused by the instructions and my own fear to get dye all over my inexplicably white kitchen and so the first time I dyed the dress, I brought the dye to a boil which took 20 minutes, maybe, let it do that for a few minutes, and pulled the fabric out and washed it.

after hand washing, I compared it to a wet un-dyed piece of fabric

I was INSANELY worried the dye didn't take (with good reason.) So as the dress was drying, I ran out and bought more poly dye try again.

Take 2 (and a drink):

So the finished dyed dress was shit. It looked black in some lights and blue in others and was 100% fucking frustrating.

deceptive bitches

Seriously, the fuck?!

Anyway, learning from my mistakes is part of why I made this blog, so I set the pot up and tried again.

EVERYTHING was covered in foil!

tasty

The second round seemed to take muuuuuuch better.

I was surprised (although I probably shouldn't have been) that the poly dye didn't touch the canvas lining of the dress at all. The effect was actually kind of nice and also kind of looked like I had no idea what I was doing when I lined it and accidentally chose the wrong color fabric... which made me sort of sad.

The kitchen-daylight test is the most important test.

A great side effect that I tried to capture here but then didn't work out as well as I thought, was that the silver grommets I used wound up getting a bit of a rainbow-oily look over them which compliments the design of the dress pretty well.

as usual, take a drink and ignore the messy-ass floor.

With the dress finished I took the spare dress material and dyed it all purple, it came out this beautiful rich color that I proceeded not to photograph. I then fashioned a big-ol' bow sash with a snap in the back so I could easily put it on and take it off. I then proceeded to have it fall off repeatedly throughout the night.

I did accidentally make a Rorsharch butterfly out of dye though :P

I didn't get any pictures of the process of the fascinator but I basically cut a circle out of felt, cut a wedge out from the circle and used a fabric stiffener (Stiffy) to form the piece into a very shallow cone. I then just hot glued the additional netting and white grosgrain fabric in a cross shape over the felt.

All hot and sweaty post dancing.

The cross necklace was a charm I found at the craft store that I just attached to a ribbon, also dyed purple in the same mess as the trim.

Overall the project was pretty simple since it was primarily a dye job. I don't know if I'd do it again, mostly because I realized I did all this before I got a nice picture of the the Midnight dress before I destroyed it. I am happy because this is a dress I'm more likely to wear more often and it is pretty great with or without the petticoat. Who doesn't need another little black dress?

Next time: possibly a breakdown on a fantasy faire outfit and how to fail at costuming research. Possibly the beginnings of my new Italian dress.